Poetry: Five Funny Valentines Day Poems for Cards
Funny Valentines Day Poems
It’s kind of difficult to find funny Valentines Day poems because it’s not traditionally a holiday where you are supposed to make a lot of jokes. However, I have always been told that the key to a fantastic relationship has always been humor and so I wanted to provide you with a collection of silly, fun, and bubbly poems!
So, here are five relatively family friendly and safe for work, funny Valentines Day poems for you to use on your Valentines Day cards and other DTP projects.
Sweet Mystery
For Valentines Day,
My husband, so sweet,
Bought hand made chocolates,
For me as a treat.
In a flower covered box,
Came the delicious confection,
But I am at a loss to answer.
A most curious question.
How can two pounds of chocs,
So delicious on the lips,
Manage in just one night,
To put 5lbs on my hips?
The traditional eating too much sweets humor is always a fan favorite so it had to show up here in this article at some point. This poem is probably best sent as an e-card to friends and family members.
Source: https://www.love-poetry.net/funny-valentine-poems/
Stuck On You
You were so distant
Now we’re as one
Thanks to some duct tape
And a glue gun
This one is short, silly, and fun. Give it to a friend or your love interest and maybe threaten them by holding up a roll of duct tape or glue gun.
Source: https://www.love-poetry.net/twisted-funny-valentine-poems/
Roses Are Red
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
So why the heck aren’t they called Blues?
I mean,
That’s really stupid.
It’s false advertising.
And I cannot support it.
So it just doesn’t feel right to buy flowers for you
For Valentine’s Day.
But in an attempt to only support
Things that really are the color they are named after,
Here is a Valentine’s orange!
You’re welcome!
This literal humor poem is great for a quick chuckle and the best choice out of this list to send to your significant other. Obviously, this poem is best given on a card, alongside a Valentines Day orange.
Source: https://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-poems-songs/funny-valentines-day-poems-sweet.html
Smitten
You are the bow
I am the arrow
You are the wheel
I am the barrow
You are the cripple
I am the crutch
You are the rabbit
I am the hutch
You are the hand
I am the glove
Yes, I’m a mitten
Smitten by love
Puns are the best type of humor, bar none. So this poem had to make an appearance in this article at some point. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
Source: https://www.funny-poems.co.uk/valentines/
Weird Uncle
Don’t be surprised,
If you see a little naked guy,
With a bow and arrow,
Running around your neighbourhood.
My weird Uncle Henry,
Is loose again.
The second to last line of this poem can be changed up to fit your uncle’s name or perhaps a friend who is weird. Definitely great to send to family and friends. (Unless you want to reveal to your significant other that you have a weird uncle!)
Source: https://www.imag-e-nation.com/valentines_day_verses_poems_quotes.htm
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