Some Sample Verses
Here are a few funny graduation invitation verses, depending on your sense of humor.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. -Theodore Roosevelt
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. -Robert Goheen
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. -Oscar Wilde
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. -Vince Lombardi
There are many sources online for you to find more of these. All Great Quotes has a portion of their site dedicated solely to amusing quotes for graduations. Poemofquotes.com also has a worthy selection. Take advantage of all those quotes the internet has to offer. It wasn’t that long ago that you would have had to trudge off to the library to locate such obscure treasures. Way back when you were a student, and the cell phones were the size of small refrigerators and you only had three networks to choose from when you should have been studying.
So now that you’ve got access to a bunch of these funny verses, you can utilize them for whatever you needed them for. If it’s a graduation party invitation you need to make a card for, Microsoft Word Graduation Party Template provides explicit instructions on how to do it. Any verses you find on the net you can just copy and paste to a Notepad application. (Copy the quotes above if you want, just give credit to who said it first.) Then you copy it from the Notepad to the template. Or if it’s possible and you like the font and size it’s in originally, just copy it directly to the template. There you have it, now just plan the perfect party to please the grad that these invitations are being made for.