Don't let what happened to me happen to you. Learn about holidays around the world--Hanukkah, Kwanza, Ramadan, Winter Solstice, Bodhi Day, Festivus, and Christmas before they get you. At the very least have a holiday activities lesson plan ready that teaches students about holidays around the world--Hanukkah, Kwanza, Ramadan, Winter Solstice, Bodhi Day, Festivus, Christmas.
Here's my story:
The politically correct police (PLP) were out in full force and were searching for me. I had made inappropriate remarks to several students within earshot of parents, teachers, and administrators.
They arrested me at noon.
The interrogation began several hours later, preceded by torture, duct tape, and really bright flashlights:
PLP: Why did you say those things to students?
Me: What are you talking about?
PLP: (flashlight crashes against skull) You know what I'm talking about.
Me: (desperate) Are you referring to the 13 students I killed last fall, the thousands of dollars I embezzled from the chess club, or the blackmailing of the principal with compromising photos?
PLP: Don't play dumb with me. Your crime is far more serious. You wished people a "Merry Christmas" on several occasions last week. Our memo clearly states you are only allowed to say "Happy Holidays." I'll give you three days to remedy the situation or else.
Here's what I came up with: