I tell students the football coach at my school doesn't know what he's doing. Stunned by my audacity, they protest: "But he was named coach of the year three times and has won the state title twice!"
"Let me explain," I insist, "All summer his players waste time lifting weights. I've watched a lot of football in my life and I've never seen a player bench press and get rewarded points. If I were the coach I would just have my players run the ball into the end zone for hours because that's how you score in football."
Students protest more as they explain football players need to be strong in order to advance the ball into the end zone.
Amazingly, half the class thinks I'm serious. I then explain to them how utilizing critical thinking and reading skills in the real world is akin to weightlifting in football. Your boss will never call you into the office and ask you questions about reading; however, the skills and brain strength you accumulate while reading will give you the necessary skills to advance in life.