"OK class, Let's talk about theme," I bellowed from the front of the room.
Johnny raised his hand. "I'd rather not." He said. "What does it matter whether or not you begin teaching theme in fiction today?"
"Well," I replied. "It says here in the school district guidelines that I have to begin teaching theme in fiction by the end of the week."
Johnny raised his hand again, middle finger extended. "Maybe teaching theme in fiction should be done by reading great short stories instead of listening to you."
I picked up a CD rom from my desk, threw it at him, and sliced off his hand at the wrist. I then took his advice. Here are some excellent short stories for teaching theme.