Learn how to become a high school basketball coach before it's too late:
"Mr. Tompkins! Mr. Tompkins!" I shouted. "I know you're here. It's time to go home. You've been here for 13 hours. Principal Macready is worried about you." I heard rustling in the corner. I found Mr. Tompkins, unconscious, underneath a pile of ungraded essays. His face lily-white, hands stained with ink, shirt covered with ketchup.
He was dead.
I uncovered his diary: I'm really in a rut. All I do is grade essays and fill out paper work. I haven't seen my family in weeks. I need variety. I like basketball, but I don't know how to become a high school basketball coach. If only someone could tell me how to become a high school basketball coach, I could get out of my rut.
It's too late for Tompkins, but not for you.