It was my first year teaching and Mr. Brogologadu sat in the back of the room writing my teacher evaluation. Things were going well until Sam Stanlankadanka in the third row asked a question. "Mr. Lackstonadoo," he said, "These are great Ray Bradbury lesson plans and the stories are pretty good, but why are you teaching setting? When will I ever use this?"
I could have said that a working knowledge of literary terms is necessary in a literature class much like a knowledge of tools would be necessary in an auto mechanics class. I could have explained how analyzing literature develops critical thinking skills, communication skills, and writing skills--important skills in the real world. Instead, I started shaking and crying, collpased, and peed my pants. Mr.Brogologadu fired me on the spot and my Ray Bradbury lesson plans have remained dormant ever since.
Until now.