I got beat up the other day.
Some people were complaining about their jobs. I had just finished listening to my Be a Positive Thinker self help collection and I thought I'd try out some of their suggestions. I went up to the complainers and told them I absolutely loved my secondary education career and started laughing--that's what cd 3 recommended. "Careers in education provide great hours! I have fun! I get to take vacations to South Carolina," I told them. I then laughed hysterically--that's what cd 9 said to do. That's when disgruntled worker #1 punched me in the face and disgruntled worker #2 kicked me in the stomach. I heard them cursing my secondary education career and asking me if my Careers in Education class taught me anything about facial reconstructive surgery. I must have blacked out. All I remember is disgruntled worker #3 hung me on a coat rack by my underwear. I should have finished cd 14. It said never laugh hysterically at roofers and iron workers.