On my way out of school last Friday, I noticed a line coming from Mr. Ambiguity's room. It led down the hall, around the corner, and into the gymnasium, causing a disruption of the JV basketball game. Alarmed by the truncheons, clubs, and baseball bats, I asked someone what the problem was. He answered, "Mr. Ambiguity's essay grading policies are very confusing. No one really knows why they got the grade they did, and we're here to find out."
"Doesn't he have an essay rubric, instructions on how to grade essay papers, or some other clearly defined essay grading policies?" I asked.
"No!"
I immediately went to the front of the line to share with Mr. Ambiguity a lesson plan for developing an essay grading scale. Unfortunately, he resigned before I arrived and was on a flight to Jamaica. I now have this great lesson plan on establishing essay grading policies by developing a grading scale with students with no one to share it with. I guess I'll share it with you.